What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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