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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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