- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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