- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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