- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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