Your're racist.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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