- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Good job, son.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

knock knock i have diarrhea

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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