- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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