- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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