Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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sfdg

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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silver bullet?

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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