- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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