- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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