What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Man U

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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