what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

SHUT UP JP

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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