- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are flowers.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Grace Ackerson

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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