- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I'm homeless.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

David Cameron

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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