- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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