- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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