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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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deez nuts

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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kk

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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