- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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