- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

people magazine

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

women's rights.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

im gay

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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