- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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