- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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