i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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