The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Camerons hair is Curly..

No your aunties a joke

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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