- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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