Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

The GOV and the WHO?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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