How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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