- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

2 black kids walk into school

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

black people

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

knock knock!? . . No.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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