Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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