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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

child labor

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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