- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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