- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Anti Jokes = Drained

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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