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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I am a mime

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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