- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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