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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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