A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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