- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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