- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

The Princess is in another castle

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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