- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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