Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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this website is a bad joke

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Weaner

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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