- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

i'm hard

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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