What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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