- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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