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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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