- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Nan, that is all.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A dancer walks into a barre

Face...tastes like chicken!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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