- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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