Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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like most people my age. im 27

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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