Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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