- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Barack Obama is a good president.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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