- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

One, two, three, four and five

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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