- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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