- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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