- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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