What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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hey justin

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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