- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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