Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Faithful men.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

antijoke is the best website.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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