Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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