Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

lets bomb africa

whats 7+4? 74

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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