- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the man say to his doctor?

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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