- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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