- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Dead girls can't say no.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

No your aunties a joke

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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