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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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