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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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