- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Knock, Knock Come in

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Women's rights.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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