Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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