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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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