- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What is both bold and brash? Fox

I named my son ps2 controller

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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