What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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swag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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