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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is life? Paul.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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