What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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