There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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