Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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like if your cool

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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