Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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