Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

thumb_up thumb_down +19

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops