What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why? Because.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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