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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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