So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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