Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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