- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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