- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

will you like this joke my sources say no

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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