What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

drugs.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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