Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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