- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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