- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Horse.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

why does the man appear fat he is

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Women deserve equal rights.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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