what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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