- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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