- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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