- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's the difference between a duck?

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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