- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

One time i was sitting down

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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