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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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