What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Guess what? I like trains.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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