What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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