whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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