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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and gluey Glue

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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