How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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9/11

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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why girl die cancer

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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