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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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