What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What's the new green? Green

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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