Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click here to end the world.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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