- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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