What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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