- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

womens rights.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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