- Anti Joke

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Man U

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

richard is fag

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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