A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Women's Rights..

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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