A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

My spelling is horrible

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A woman walks into a bar.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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