- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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