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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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