- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call an blank test? an F

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