- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

pull my finger (farts)

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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