- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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