- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Women's Rights..

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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