What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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