- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

the NAACP

Refridgerator.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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