- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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