So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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