- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Matt is a Duster!

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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