- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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