- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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