- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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