- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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