What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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