I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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SHUT UP JP

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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