What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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