Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Your mom went to college

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Jimmy Saville

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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