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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

knock knock whos there? nobody

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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