whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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