- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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