knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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