Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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