- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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