- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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