What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

someone called someone else a frog

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

civil rights

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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