Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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