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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Refridgerator.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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