- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

someone called someone else a frog

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A pope meets another one

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

civil rights

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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