- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

You know what's cool? Yep.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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