What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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