Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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