- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

FUCK YOU

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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