- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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