A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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You are joking right?

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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