Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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