- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Oh, go away

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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