- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

The cream, it is coming

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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