- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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