Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

SHUT UP JP

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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