What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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