- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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