Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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