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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.