Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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