- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

You having friends.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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