There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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