Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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