- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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