- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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