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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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