- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

White men's rights

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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