- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A young baby died.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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