- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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