jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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How old are you? 7

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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