How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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