- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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