- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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