- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Maths.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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