- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

im telling maguire

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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