An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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YOU

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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