- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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