What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Anti Joke

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