- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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