- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

This is my favorite antijoke.

hashtags suck balls

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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