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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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