- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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