- Anti Joke

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

These Jokes suck.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.