Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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America

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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