What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

guess what what ...

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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