What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What page are you on The gay page.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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