Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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