When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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