- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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