- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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