What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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