- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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