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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

hahahahaha thats not funny

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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