Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

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