What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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jews

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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