Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

i saw amango it splootered

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

antonio has a penis head.lol

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

batman farted so hes retarded

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is green and slow Grass.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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