Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

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