If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What is cowboy say

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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