Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Women.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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