What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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